I de tour from my normal route back home.
Eh! that Auntie selling some delicacies and suddenly feel like eating it.
Me : Auntie! I want this this and this....
Auntie dillegently pack my request....
Then while receiving my payment...
Auntie : Oh! you pregnant????
Me : huh?
Then I look down to my tummy....mmmmm covered with my baggy loose maxi....
Ah!!!! make sense...I look like pregnant woman...
Dare not say Auntie is wrong....so...
Me : hhihihihihihihih... uh uh (while nodded my head)
Auntie : when you expecting to deliver your baby..
Me : hehehehe 4 months now..
Auntie : first baby?
Me : hehehehehe...
hurry look away to go
Auntie : Alone? where you husband?
Me : Oh! outstation.... home alone now...bye....thank you
Hurry trying to avoid eye contact going to my car.....with small running
From far away can hear Auntie yelling to me...
Auntie : Eiiiii!!!! don't run...4 months still new...take care...
Me : hehehehehehehe...
Waving my hand and show gesture I am fine...don't worry...
OmO!!! I am one hot pregnant lady then..... kekekeke this is fun!!!!
But officially I am a sinner...
Lying to innocent auntie....
Oh! auntie....I can't buy food from you next time because my tummy suppose to be bloated...but what to do...I am exercising and dieting hard to make it flatter....
Wonder!!! how my husband who is now in outstation... look like???? huh?
Moral of the story don't wear baggy and loose dress...
Wear something that can show your 'S' or 'A' or even 'H' line....
Don't wear something that can make you look like 'Winter Melon' or 'Teletubbies' or 'Pingu' or even a pumpkin like me...
Eh! that Auntie selling some delicacies and suddenly feel like eating it.
Me : Auntie! I want this this and this....
Auntie dillegently pack my request....
Then while receiving my payment...
Auntie : Oh! you pregnant????
Me : huh?
Then I look down to my tummy....mmmmm covered with my baggy loose maxi....
Ah!!!! make sense...I look like pregnant woman...
Dare not say Auntie is wrong....so...
Me : hhihihihihihihih... uh uh (while nodded my head)
Auntie : when you expecting to deliver your baby..
Me : hehehehe 4 months now..
Auntie : first baby?
Me : hehehehehe...
hurry look away to go
Auntie : Alone? where you husband?
Me : Oh! outstation.... home alone now...bye....thank you
Hurry trying to avoid eye contact going to my car.....with small running
From far away can hear Auntie yelling to me...
Auntie : Eiiiii!!!! don't run...4 months still new...take care...
Me : hehehehehehehe...
Waving my hand and show gesture I am fine...don't worry...
OmO!!! I am one hot pregnant lady then..... kekekeke this is fun!!!!
But officially I am a sinner...
Lying to innocent auntie....
Oh! auntie....I can't buy food from you next time because my tummy suppose to be bloated...but what to do...I am exercising and dieting hard to make it flatter....
Wonder!!! how my husband who is now in outstation... look like???? huh?
Moral of the story don't wear baggy and loose dress...
Wear something that can show your 'S' or 'A' or even 'H' line....
Don't wear something that can make you look like 'Winter Melon' or 'Teletubbies' or 'Pingu' or even a pumpkin like me...
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