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PERVERT SOY BEAN UNCLE

Last week , I went down to get my self bottle of warm soy bean near my office. Me : Uncle! one warm soy bean without sugar? Uncle : No sugar ar.... Me : Yup! How much? Uncle : Good Body!  ( replied without looking at me since he is busy preparing my order) Me : huh! Why so pervert one this Uncle...aissshhhh!!! I so sexy meh??? Me : Uncle! how much ar??? Uncle : Good Body ! Replied without looking at me. He still busy packing my order. This uncle ??? Wanna flirt with me.... aishhhhh...I just gave him RM10/- note since this Uncle keep wanna flirt with me. People ask price properly...just give proper answer la...haisssshhh... Good Body! Good Body! I am so angry and embarrassed at that time. What is this???  I still fat...what???? Don't think I have good body! You teasing me on purpose is it??? Uncle : Your change, Amoy. Thank you ar! Me : oooo..welcome!  (still feel upset) I took my change counted the balance whi...

Awkward Lift ride Drama

Just now when I was in the lift this morning I felt like in the most awkward lift ride . There are 3 other people inside the lift. The drama actors and actresses list as follows : - Purple shirt young malay dude with spiky hair do (leading actor) - Malay dude - Medium size Chinese lady (leading actress) - Chinese lady - Me (Co actress and narrator for this extreme short drama( - White shirt man (co actor) Scene enter the lift with rush as if many people waiting for the lift. The lift door almost close and suddenly one medium side chinese lady hand appear to hold the lift door. I quickly hold the open lift door button. I checked around if there is any other person rushing for the lift before pressing the close door button. The Malay dude and chinese lady seems to know each other but me and the white shirt man seems to be a stranger. Suddenly the Malay dude turned to Chinese lady. Malay Dude : (with loud clear voice) " Are you fasting?" Chinese Lady : (with sarc...

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